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eirwen:

saw an article regarding egyptian tech and someone asking how they moved 500 lb stones up to the tops of pyramids and someone posted: 

and i had to cover my mouth to keep from laughing so loudly so as to send a signal to space.

Indeed.

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Source: eirwen

cringepics:

yeah what the fuck

And he’s wearing a nato strap, looks like black pvd on something looking like a Speedy pro, with his suit. Can’t even match a nato to a Speedy, and doesn’t know you don’t wear those with suits. So much for dressing nice. ;) but what I love about this fail is how their misery suits each other.

cringepics:

yeah what the fuck

And he’s wearing a nato strap, looks like black pvd on something looking like a Speedy pro, with his suit. Can’t even match a nato to a Speedy, and doesn’t know you don’t wear those with suits. So much for dressing nice. ;) but what I love about this fail is how their misery suits each other.

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Editing humor for msjoeybug

Source: wilwheaton

  • Question: Towards the whole "pronouns hurt people's feelings" topic. Am I REALLY the only person on the planet that thinks people are becoming far to sensative? Nearly to the point that they shouldn't leave their little home bubbles in the case that a bird chirps next to them in a way that sounds like a mean word. Maybe, JUST MAYBE, we're becoming a little TOO coddling and people need to learn to deal with simplistic shit like words. And yes, I've been insulted and made fun of. I got over it. So can you. - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    thefrogman:

    Supposedly invented by the Chinese, there is an ancient form of torture that is nothing more than cold, tiny drops falling upon a person’s forehead. 

    On its own, a single drop is nothing. It falls upon the brow making a tiny splash. It doesn’t hurt. No real harm comes from it. 

    In multitudes, the drops are still fairly harmless. Other than a damp forehead, there really is no cause for concern. 

    The key to the torture is being restrained. You cannot move. You must feel each drop. You have lost all control over stopping these drops of water from splashing on your forehead. 

    It still doesn’t seem like that big of a deal. But person after person, time and time again—would completely unravel psychologically. They all had a breaking point where each drop turned into a horror. Building and building until all sense of sanity was completely lost. 

    "It was just a joke, quit being so sensitive."

    "They used the wrong pronoun, big deal."

    "So your parents don’t understand, it could be worse."

    Day after day. Drop after drop. It builds up. A single instance on its own is no big deal. A few drops, not a problem. But when you are restrained, when you cannot escape the drops, when it is unending—these drops can be agony. 

    People aren’t sensitive because they can’t take a joke. Because they can’t take being misgendered one time. Because they lack a thick skin. 

    People are sensitive because the drops are unending and they have no escape from them. 

    You are only seeing the tiny, harmless, single drop hitting these so-called “sensitive” people. You are failing to see the thousands of drops endured before that. You are failing to see the restraints that make them inescapable.

    What the anon haters seem to be too thick to realize - not every language even has gendered pronouns. Imagine entire populations speaking languages where they manage to get through the day without gendered pronouns, still having understood what was said and who was talked about.

    If it works elsewhere, why not for English speakers? Are the anon haters too stupid? Oh right, they are.

    I get it. The haters feel weird. Get over it. Move on. If you don’t want to speak to said person, I’m sure their life is all the richer for never having to deal with you.

Source: thefrogman

Les Cousins Dangeroux

Les Cousins Dangeroux

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Working Mom Arrested for Letting Her 9-Year-Old Play Alone at Park

theorlandojones:

Was this the best choice by the mother… maybe not (but if she had other options I have no doubt she would have availed herself of them)

Should this be a criminal charge… um…. fuck to the NO.

Should the daughter be put into an overburdened foster care system because of this…. 

I went to a park alone all the time at 9 years old. In North Charleston, in Goose Creek (which back then, doesn’t count). No one took me away from my family. South Carolina is such a fucking fail anymore.

Source: theorlandojones

wtffundiefamilies:

Rachael has some pretty disturbing ideas of what’s “cool,” but I guess we already knew that.

This was a really disturbing documentary. I hope these kids got wiser as they got older.

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Source: wtffundiefamilies

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dennys:

shouts to all the band kids who worked really hard to master an instrument in high school and double shouts to the ones who wore goofy outfits and did it in choreographed steps like seriously that sounds outrageously difficult like poaching a perfect egg but yeah denny’s has yr backs and you’re welcome in our humble diners after any and every recital, concert, home game, et al. 

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Source: dennys

  • Question: Did you see Misha's new tweet? He's such a jerk that now he makes ironic comments about Jensen as director, just because he is a competent guy and want to make things until feel that's good enough and poor little Misha have to reschedule their schedules, and even makes jokes about Jensen years of modeling ("I knew I couldn't trust someone who dressed like this"), as affect their ability of directing. Someone just please make that guy disappear please! - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    nancy444:

    legendarybitca:

    nancy444:

    legendarybitca:

    mysticlady2013:

    nancy444:

    Mofo

    Bitch is just jealous because Jensen (and Jared) had a career before SPN, AND he (they) will have a career after SPN. 

    And what the fuck is up with this shit

    And this shit?

    Yes, please, make this mofo disappear. 

    That second thing I nearly threw up. I don’t understand Misha at all. Of course this is the same guy who tweeted to Jared on his birthday last year, Don’t think of your life as a waste but as a mistake you can learn from(paraphrasing)

    Because he thinks everything’s a joke. He’s the type who likes to joke until it turns mean and then you’re just being sensitive when you bring it up. He’s disgusting and when his run on SPN is over, he’ll be back to making stupid videos and trying to win over more relevant celebrities with his ‘jokes’.

    And now he is on tumblr?  **rolls eyes**

    Oh, he’s been poking around Tumblr for awhile now. Gotta go where your fan base is, you know? Next, he’ll be substitute teaching at middle schools around the world- “The art of deceit, or how to keep people from realizing you’re really just a talent-less, childish jerk”. I’m convinced he’s on here.

    Hmm, wonder if he is upset over me calling him mishmash?

    **evil laugh**  Suck it MISHMASH.

    Is this shit even real? Have people been isolated for so long that they don’t have the social skills to grasp reality? Momma was right, y’all need to get outside and play.

    Going with performance art piece, in which case, bravo, internet! :)

Source: nancy444

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